Hello! How are you? You’re looking lovely. I like what you’ve done with your hair.
I’m Barry Hutchison, author of the award-winning Invisible Fiends horror series, The 13th Horseman comedy fantasy novel, and lots of other things I’ve forgotten about. I’ve been allowed to join in the madness here at Fiction Express, and I only had to sob uncontrollably for four hours before they’d let me – result!
If you want to find out more about me, read some of my short stories or see my horrifying big face with your own eyes, feel free to take a look at my website.
I won’t tell you much about my Fiction Express story yet, because I’ve got no idea what’s going to happen in it. What I can tell you is that it’s called The Tooth Fairy Murders, it’s a crime mystery whodunnit type thingummy, featuring a revenge-crazed unicorn and a woolly hat which might be magic.
Beyond that, I don’t really know, because you’ll be helping me make it all up as we go along. But you can definitely expect EXCITEMENT and ADVENTURE and PEOPLE BEING HIT ON THE HEAD WITH FLUTES, which are the three key ingredients to every good story I reckon.
Part one of The Tooth Fairy Murders will be going online on Friday, and I’m looking forward to finding out what you think. Let me know in the comments below, or just post a message saying hello. Feel free to ask me any questions, too. Unless it’s about maths. I’m rubbish at maths.